Date: Thu, 5 Dec 1996 01:21:42 -0200
From: Lenimar Nunes de Andrade 
Subject: [JAMPA] Abreviacoes e 'emoticons'

Ola', pessoal!

    A mensagem anexada abaixo circulou na lista americana ACCMAIL
no ultimo final de semana. Ela contem algumas abreviacoes e 'emoticons',
que apesar de serem conhecidos, sempre trazem alguma novidade.

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Date:     Sat, 30 Nov 1996 00:02:29 -0500
Sender: ACCMAIL Discussion List 
From: Automatic digest processor 
Subject:  ACCMAIL Digest - 28 Nov 1996 to 29 Nov 1996

 =-=-=-=-=-=- BASIC ABBREVIATIONS -=-=-=-=-=-=-=
AISI           As I See It
ANFAWFOS       And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor/Sysop
ASAFP          As Soon as [*CENSORED*] Possible
AWGTHTGTTA     Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTATA    Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
BOT            Back On Topic
BTW            By The Way
BNF            Big Name Fan
CYL            Catch You Later
CWYL           Chat With You Later
DDD            Direct Distance Dial  (i.e. the phone system)
DILLIGAF       Do I Look Like I Give A [*CENSORED*]?
DTMF           Dialing Tones, Multi Frequency  (i.e. Touch Tone phone)
FTASB          Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL            Faster Than Light
FWIW           For What It's Worth
FYI            For Your Information
GIWIST         Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
HHOK           Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO 1/2 K      Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HTH            Hope This Helps
HUA            Heads Up, [*CENSORED*]!
IAC            In Any Case
IANAL          I Am Not A Lawyer
IITYWTMWYKM    If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWIMWYBMAD  If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
ILSHIBAMF      I Laughed So Hard, I Broke All My Furniture!
IMHO           In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO         In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMWTK          Inquiring Minds Want To Know!
INPO           In No Particular Order
IOW            In Other Words
LAGNAF         Let's All Get Naked And [*CENSORED*]
LLTA           Lots and Lots of Thunderous/Thundering Applause
LOL            Laughing Out Loud!
LTIP           Laughing Till I Puke
NARS           Not A Rocket Scientist
NFW            No [*CENSORED*] Way!
OAUS           On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS          On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OTOH           On The Other Hand
OTOOH          On The Other Other Hand
ONNA           Oh No, Not Again!
ONNTA          Oh No, Not This Again!
OOTC           Obligatory On-Topic Comment
OWTTE          Or Words To That Effect
PPP            Petty Pet Peeve
POTS           Plain Old Telephone Service
POV            Point Of View
RAEBNC         Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment  (an APA abbreviation)
ROTFL          Rolling On The Floor, Laughing!
ROTFLGO        Rolling On The Floor, Laughing Guts Out!
ROTFLASTC      Rolling On The Floor, Laughing And Scaring The Cat!
RSN            Real Soon Now
RTFM           Read The Fine/Friendly/Furnished/[*CENSORED*] Manual
RYFM           Read Your Fine/Friendly/Furnished/[*CENSORED*] Manual
SICS           Sitting In Chair Snickering
SOI            Stuck On Ice
TANJ           There Ain't No Justice   (Niven)
TANSTAAFL      There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch  (Heinlein)
TGAL           Think Globally, Act Locally
TINWIS         That Is Not What I Said
TPTB           The Powers That Be
TTFN           Ta-Ta For Now
TTYL           Talk To You Later
WDYMBT         What Do/Did You Mean By That?
WGAS           Who Gives A [*CENSORED*]?
WMMOWS         Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WTH            What The Heck!
WYLABOCTGWTR   Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
YAOTM          Yet Another Off-Topic Message

SnailMail      the U.S. Postal Service

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- the Faces  (emoticons)  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
[turn your head sideways to the left]

Happy Face (grin)         :-)    :->    :-]
Winking Happy Face       ;-)    ;->    ;-]
Smiley with Glasses        B-)    B->    B-]
Happy Face with Beard    :-)}   :->}   :-]}
Sticking out tongue       :-P    :-b
Devilish Smile          }:->    ];>
Huge Smile                 :-))   :->>
Surprised/Yelling      :-O    :o     |-O   (last one with eyes closed)
Straight Face            :-|    B-|    :-I
Frown/Sad                  :-(    :-<
Very Unhappy             :-c    :-C
Shedding a tear       :'-(   :'(
Crying                   :"-(   :"<    :"-{
A Kiss                    :-*    |-*          (last one with eyes closed)
Very
Tired                 |-(    |-)
Asking a Dumb Question    <:-)   <:-(

-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Other miscellaneous stuff  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

[!]         a hug
@>--->----  a rose
[( )        a cup of coffee or beer mug
      "I'm smiling as I write/wrote this..."
_text_      underling text
*text*      italisize text
TEXT        SHOUTING (i.e. all upper case)
=|:-)=      Uncle Sam
:-o         Mr. Bill   ("Oh, nooooooooo!")
...---...   S.O.S.
#@$!%@#!!   [*CENSORED*]

 The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary

 :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
 ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic
remark.
       More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
 :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
       or depressed about something.
 :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
      good as a happy smilie
 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
 >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
     Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
 (-:   User is left handed
 %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
 :*)   User is drunk
 [:]   User is a robot
 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
 B:-)  Sunglasses on head
 ::-)  User wears normal glasses
 B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
 8:-)  User is a little girl
 :-)-8 User is a Big girl
 :-{)  User has a mustache
 :-{}  User wears lipstick
 {:-)  User wears a toupee
 }:-(  Toupee in an updraft
 :-[   User is a Vampire
 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire
 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
 :-7   User just made a wry statement
 :-*   User just ate something sour
 :-)~  User drools
 :-~)  User has a cold
 :'-(  User is crying
 :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
 :-#   User is screaming
 :-#   User wears braces
 :^)   User has a broken nose
 :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
 :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
 :-&   User is tongue tied.
 =:-)  User is a hosehead
 - -:-)  User is a punk rocker
 - -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
 :=)   User has two noses
 +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
 ,:-)  Same thing...other side
 |-I   User is asleep
 |-O   User is yawning/snoring
 :-Q   User is a smoker
 :-?   User smokes a pipe
 O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
 O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
 :-P   Nyahhhh!
 :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
 :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
 :-X   User's lips are sealed
 :-C   User is reaally bummed
 <|-)  User is Chinese
 <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
 :-/   User is skeptical
 C=:-) User is a chef
 #=    User is pro-nuclear war
 :-o   Uh oh!
 (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
 *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
 3:]   Pet smilie
 3:[   Mean Pet smilie
 E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
 :-9   User is licking his/her lips
 %-6   User is braindead
 [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
 (:I   User is an egghead
 <:-I  User is a dunce
 #:-)  User is wearing a turban
 :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
 :-:   Mutant Smilie
 .-)   User only has one eye
 ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking